What would you do if you are caught speeding, or drinking under the influence? Here are some of the lamest excuses ever heard and mind you, these all are original, not made up. You can get more information and background on the excuses by clicking on the relevant links.
You won’t believe how some of these are from famous celebrities.
No 10. You are caught with a prostitute in your car
She was just showing me where to buy tomatoes.
No 9. You are caught with illegal, obscene photos (of child pornography) on your computer
My cat jumped on the computer keyboard while I was downloading music. I left the computer and when I returned back I found these strange things.
No 8. You are caught shoplifting
I was taking painkillers for my broken arm and it was stress from the September 11 attacks too.
No 7. You test positive for a banned substance in cricket
My mum slipped me some fluid tablets to get rid of a double chin.
No 6. You are caught drunk driving with your mates
“I reckon I was the least pissed out of all of us, so I drove.”